a day late and a dollar short

So I forgot all about the fact that yesterday was Wednesday. Here's this week's bit of whimsy, slightly belated.

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Direct quote from the "Audition Do's and Don'ts" handed out at the American Idol auditions:

What should I NOT bring with me to the auditions?
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* Weapons of any kind (including pocket knives and all swords from the middle ages)