more weird holiday news

Ok, maybe this doesn't really qualify as news. It's a local radio ad. But it's just so crazy and out there I had to share it.

"For all your adult gift-giving needs..."

Now you can imagine how quickly the mind (especially one like mine) goes down that back alley. But here's the rest of the ad:

"visit H-town Home Furnishings! [blah blah blah]" Yes, you read (and I heard) correctly. They are talking about furniture. I think they need to rethink the wording in the ad personally.