Wednesday, December 20, 2006

NinjaBurger


Ok, evidently this stuff has been around for a while, but I'm just now becoming acquainted with it. A friend had the Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook last night and was letting me skim through it. Hilarious! Here's an excerpt:


You are about to embark on the career of a lifetime. Never again will you work in a more thrilling, exciting, fast-paced, challenging career field. Seriously. Because if you attempt to work somewhere else after this, you will be hunted down and killed.

There is no I in TEAM but there is an i in Ninja, as well as a j which is sort of like an i with a curvy bottom. However there are definitely no i's in Burger, which is how we like to keep it, especially since the problem we had that one time with the Health Inspector.

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