things you just don't see around here

I'm almost done going on about the vacation, but there were a couple of things that I saw in Destin that I had never seen anywhere else before.

Now this sign seems like it would belong perfectly in the somewhat redneck areas in which I have lived, but I had to go all the way to Destin, FL for this gem:



No, I didn't whip out my camera in the middle of a crowded theater for this shot; we were the only 2 people in there at this point. This was one of the ads in the time-killer that starts about 20 minutes before the previews. The second website totally did me in - I was in danger of hyperventilation, I was laughing so hard.