Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Santa's Moonlighting

I know how Santa spends his time in the off-season.

He's a greeter at our WalMart.

I swear it's true.

Snow white beard and hair, rosy cheeks, always smiling - it's him. I know it.

I would have accompanied this revelation with photographic evidence, but I didn't want to end up on his naughty list.

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