Santa's Moonlighting
I know how Santa spends his time in the off-season.
He's a greeter at our WalMart.
I swear it's true.
Snow white beard and hair, rosy cheeks, always smiling - it's him. I know it.
I would have accompanied this revelation with photographic evidence, but I didn't want to end up on his naughty list.
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